toodeepforyou:

tits-mcgeeeee:

rayladelasoul:

I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide.

Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing.

then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star wars checkmate motherfucker

toodeepforyou:

tits-mcgeeeee:

rayladelasoul:

I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide.

Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing.

then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star wars checkmate motherfucker

(Source: 12-gauge-rage)

10knotes:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
"oh see there you go son"

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10knotes:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

"oh see there you go son"

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: deadmutation)

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skipatrol711:

Okay… This one takes the gold for story time. Got a call to an MVA, and showed up to a car that hit a telephone pole (surprisingly minimal damage to the car and passengers inside).
As I approached one PD officer (a good friend of mine) he and his partner, along with several FD couldn’t stop snickering. I asked what was so funny and they simply said “go see”.
Anyway I approached the car to find a male (driver) and female (passenger). I did my usual “hello and what seems to be the problem” 
And the male (holding his crotch says “I’m hurt…” 
And the conversation proceeded as such…
ME: “where are you hurt sir?”
GUY: “um… Down there…”
GIRL: *starts hysterically crying*
ME: “did you hit the steering wheel?”
GUY: “No um… Okay… So we wanted to try something new. So ya know we were driving, she went down, and well I got excited… And lost control of the car…”
GIRL: *sobbing hysterically*
GUY: “……… And she bit me”
I’ve never had to hold back that much laughter in my life trying to be professional.
Ladies and gents! MORAL OF THE STORY! Don’t drive while getting head gentlemen, cause when you cum you’ll lose control of the car, hit a telephone pole, and your girlfriend will clamp down on your penis 😂

skipatrol711:

Okay… This one takes the gold for story time. Got a call to an MVA, and showed up to a car that hit a telephone pole (surprisingly minimal damage to the car and passengers inside).
As I approached one PD officer (a good friend of mine) he and his partner, along with several FD couldn’t stop snickering. I asked what was so funny and they simply said “go see”.
Anyway I approached the car to find a male (driver) and female (passenger). I did my usual “hello and what seems to be the problem” 
And the male (holding his crotch says “I’m hurt…” 
And the conversation proceeded as such…
ME: “where are you hurt sir?”
GUY: “um… Down there…”
GIRL: *starts hysterically crying*
ME: “did you hit the steering wheel?”
GUY: “No um… Okay… So we wanted to try something new. So ya know we were driving, she went down, and well I got excited… And lost control of the car…”
GIRL: *sobbing hysterically*
GUY: “……… And she bit me”
I’ve never had to hold back that much laughter in my life trying to be professional.
Ladies and gents! MORAL OF THE STORY! Don’t drive while getting head gentlemen, cause when you cum you’ll lose control of the car, hit a telephone pole, and your girlfriend will clamp down on your penis 😂

http://theludicrousrival.tumblr.com/post/83684239636

theludicrousrival:

ukuleles-mountains-and-my-mind:

emtgin:

When cameras are suddenly pointed your way on scene

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someone on scene of a motorcycle accident the other day filmed everything me and my crew did on scene. I always get nervous when that happens

the news came and filmed the big brush fire…

shezzablue:

sockmonkeyrenegade:

foxinu:

nsfwjynx:

the-pink-mist:

There was a split second there where his like, “wait, what? bro what are you doing?” 

On more serious note, PTSD dogs for veterans are so fucking therapeutic. They’re like the one person you can spill your guts to and never worry about ever being judged or have that secret divulged. There are times when I definitely prefer the company of a dog over a human. 

Therapy animals save lives.

These dogs are even still so much more amazing. They check rooms before their handler enters, so they can clear it to help the person feel safe. Like in the gif, they are there when panic attacks or nightmares occur, to be something for the person to help ground themselves on, or yes just to turn on the lights. Even more amazing, many people are able to reduce their medication when they have a PTSD service dog there to help them. These dogs are useful for not just veterans, but also victims of abuse, accident trauma, natural disasters, and others. Their training allows them to be useful in situations where medical assistance is needed, as well. Some PTSD dogs are trained to recognize repetitive behaviours in handlers, and signal the handler to break the repetition and stopping the behaviour and possibly injury. 

Service dogs in general are just awesome. Remember to respect any that you see out in public. They are not there for you to walk up to and play with, even the puppies!

I just burst into tears watching that gif, because I have PTSD and having a dog like this would literally change my life, and I have absolutely no idea how to go about getting paired with one, and I really doubt I could afford it.

I have PTSD and even though my dog wasn’t originally a therapy dog, I had him trained and certified and got a letter from my Doctor, so now he’s an official service animal. And let me tell you; they don’t judge. They’re always there for you. Mine sees me cry and comes and puts his head between my legs and tries to put his paw on my hand like ‘it’s all ok don’t be sad’-I don’t know where I’d be without him, he’s like my fuzzy gaurdian angel. 

deadmancreepin:

Training with the K12’s and ladders at Station 2.